Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on
it. [Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves
his hand. Lisa also leans in.]
Bart: All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
Lisa: I don't know what else to do.
Maggie: [pokes Homer in the eye. The picture fuzzes.]
Bart: There's only one thing we can do... take advantage of the old
guy. You've gotta sign my report card, Dad.
[Bart takes Homer's hand and scrawls his name]
-- "Homer's Odyssey"