Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger. Homer: I have no idea who that is.

Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger.
Homer: I have no idea who that is.
-- Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare',
"Bart on the Road"

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