Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger.
Homer: I have no idea who that is.
-- Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare',
"Bart on the Road"
Homer: I have no idea who that is.
-- Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare',
"Bart on the Road"
Related:
- Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because... - Lisa: Okay, time for truth or dare. You go first.
Homer:
Ehh, truth. Ask me anything. Lisa: Who do you love... - Homer: ... Your turn.
Lisa: Hmm, truth.
Homer: Uh,
do you have a crush on anyone? Lisa: Dad! Homer: I... - Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic,
so I want you to show your father some love... - Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
[gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row... - Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball,
first name Ura. Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? ... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the
money to fly home,
then I will murder him. Lisa: No, no! Then he'll... - Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to...
