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• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Hutz: Doctor, are you sure there isn't a little soft tissue trauma in the facial area?
  Riviera: Oh yeah, tons of it! [wrapping Bart's head] Just say when!...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
  Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....