I'd like to alert our affiliates that we will be ending our show early
tonight. Join us tomorrow, when our topic will be, "Religion: Which is
the one true faith?"
-- Kent Brockman on `Smartline',
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
tonight. Join us tomorrow, when our topic will be, "Religion: Which is
the one true faith?"
-- Kent Brockman on `Smartline',
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Related:
- Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
That's our topic tonight on Smartline... -- Kent... - Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of `Smartline'.
Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people... - Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot. -- Rub... - Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling
that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
[laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', ... - Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?... - Kent: For another opinion...
Krusty: [laughs] Hi,
kids! [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving... - Myers: Take a letter, Miss White.
Dear valued viewer,
thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy ... - Dear purveyors of senseless violence:
I know this may sound silly at first,
but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children... - Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high,
and lost control of its servo guidance...
