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• Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
  That's our topic tonight on Smartline......
• Meyers: I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing.
  .. There was violence in the past, long before cartoons were invented....
• I'd like to alert our affiliates that we will be ending our show early tonight.
  Join us tomorrow, when our topic will be, "Religio...
• Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
  [laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
• I'm here, live in Korea, to give you a first-hand look at how American cartoons are made!
  -- Kent Brockman, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
  Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Well, Kent, to me, the hijinks of a few comic characters absolutely pales in comparison to the crippling emotional problems a psychiatrist runs into every day.
  I'm referring to women who love too much, fear of winning, sexaholism, stuff like that....
• Marge: You won't be watching these cartoons any more.
  Ever. Lisa: But Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots....