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• Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been a stirring afternoon of miniature golf.
  The cream has risen. The wheat has bid farewell to the chaff....
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Announcer: This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lazarus rose from the dead!
  Homer: Laza-who? -- Driving to church, "The Telltale Head...
• Read the `bosom' part again, Dad! -- Lisa, "Dead Putting Society
• Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
• Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'.
  .. `humor'... `Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is....
• Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.
  It is not okay to lose. -- Homer Simpson Dead Putting Society...
• One o'clock. Still just a potato. -- Bart's science project, "Dead Putting Society
• Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society