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• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother.
  Homer+Lisa+Bart: [giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Ba...
• Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'.
  .. `humor'... `Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is....
• Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
  Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....
• Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
  -- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Bart: Hey Lis, whaddya call those guys in chess that don't matter.
  Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn....
• Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
  Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this....
• Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books! Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
  Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink] -- in the library, "Dead Putting Society...
• Lisa: Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.
  Homer: Newsflash, Lisa, Bart is not a horse!...