Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been
a stirring afternoon of miniature golf. The cream has risen. The
wheat has bid farewell to the chaff. And now, we approach the
championship match where but two warriors remain: The heretofore
unknown Bart Simpson and Todd Flanders, one of the most skilled
ten-year-olds to ever take back the blade.
-- K.B.B.L. announcer, "Dead Putting Society"
a stirring afternoon of miniature golf. The cream has risen. The
wheat has bid farewell to the chaff. And now, we approach the
championship match where but two warriors remain: The heretofore
unknown Bart Simpson and Todd Flanders, one of the most skilled
ten-year-olds to ever take back the blade.
-- K.B.B.L. announcer, "Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Todd: Hi Bart!
Bart: Get bent.
-- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course,
"Dead Putting... - This is the most stirring display of gallantry and sportsmanship since
Mountbatten gave India back to the Punjabs.
Tearful announcer, "Dead Putting... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win. Flanders: Actually, Simpson... - Bart: The Flanders are a bunch of geeks, man.
Homer:
The Flandereses are not geeks! -- OK, Rod and Todd... - Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus... Homer... - Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have... - Education is what survives when what has been learned has been
forgotten.
B F Skinner , american... - Simpson, you're starting to annoy me.
-- Ned Flanders,
"Dead Putting...
