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• Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
  Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...
• Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't both win.
  Flanders: Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt. Dead Putting Society...
• Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't win.
  -- Homer, "Dead Putting Society...
• Mm. My best dress...
  -- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Scientist: Now of course only one of you will be chosen to go into space.
  So the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Ned: Here's a tasty little lager that came all the way from Holland.
  Homer: Well, buggers can't be choosy. -- "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: This time tomorrow, you'll be wearing high heels!
  Ned: Nope, <you> will. Homer: 'Fraid not. Ned...
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...