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• Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
• Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
  Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
• Ned: May the best man win. Homer: "May the best man win.
  The mating call of the loser! -- From one who should know, "Dead Putting Society...
• Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
  Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...
• Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
  Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
• Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
• I drag him over here, have a few beers... You can't blame him for erupting.
  -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: This time tomorrow, you'll be wearing high heels!
  Ned: Nope, <you> will. Homer: 'Fraid not. Ned...
• Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
  C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...