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  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
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• Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
  Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...
• Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
• Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
  Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
• Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother.
  Homer+Lisa+Bart: [giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Ba...
• Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
  Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...