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• Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society
• Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
  .. six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus....
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
  Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
• Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
  -- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
• Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses] Okay, that didn't work.
  This time, move your head and don't follow through....
• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent.
  -- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course, "Dead Putting Society...
• Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
  Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this....