Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent. -- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course

Related:

• Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see
  six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus... Homer...
• Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry
  All you have to do is hit the ball... here. ...
• Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been a stirring afternoon of miniature golf
  The cream has risen. The wheat has bid farewell to...
• Bosom. -- Bart
  Dead Putting Society...
• Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there
  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself...
• Todd: Wow! First prize fifty dollars! Bart: Wow
  Free balloons for everyone who enters! -- A matter...
• Bart: This is pretty tense, isn't it, Todd. Todd: Yeah
  my knees are shaking, I got butterflies in my stomach...
• One o'clock. Still just a potato. -- Bart's science project
  Dead Putting Society...
• Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt
  Dead Putting Society...