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• Bart: This is pretty tense, isn't it, Todd. Todd: Yeah, my knees are shaking, I got butterflies in my stomach.
  .. But I guess this builds character. Bart: Who wants to build character?...
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Wow! Wow! Wow!
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• Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest at work.
  [belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] Jay...
• Marge: Bart, are you ready for your history test? Ba
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• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
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