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• That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
  -- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent.
  -- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course, "Dead Putting Society...
• Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
  All you have to do is hit the ball... here....
• Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
  Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...
• Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
  .. six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus....
• Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.
  Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm......
• Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
  Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
• Homer: This time tomorrow, you'll be wearing high heels!
  Ned: Nope, <you> will. Homer: 'Fraid not. Ned...
• Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
  Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....