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• Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
  How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
• Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent.
  -- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course, "Dead Putting Society...
• Todd: Wow! First prize fifty dollars! Bart: Wow!
  Free balloons for everyone who enters! -- A matter of perspective, "Dead Putting Society...
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd.
  Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship....
• Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
  Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...
• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"] Todd
  [gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...
• Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
  ..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...