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• Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a sound?
  Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling] Lisa...
• Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
  Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
  Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Bart: Wow. Lisa: Oh, those poor monkeys. Marge
  They started it. -- Putting the blame where it belongs, "In Marge We Tru...
• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....