Lisa: Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she
wins the Kentucky Derby.
Homer: Newsflash, Lisa, Bart is not a horse!
-- the breakfast table the day of the contest,
"Dead Putting Society"
wins the Kentucky Derby.
Homer: Newsflash, Lisa, Bart is not a horse!
-- the breakfast table the day of the contest,
"Dead Putting Society"
Related:
- Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Bart:
Piece of cake. [claps with one hand] Lisa: No, Bart... - Read the `bosom' part again, Dad!
-- Lisa,
"Dead Putting... - Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking... - Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got... - Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books!
Lisa: Bart,
we're just gonna borrow them. Bart: Oh... heh, heh... - Homer: [reading Ned's letter] "You are my brother."
Homer+Lisa+Bart:
[giggle] Homer: "I love you." Homer+Lisa+Bart: [laugh]... - Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl,
and I don't care what it costs. Lady: Very... - Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a
psychiatrist?
Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress,... - Bosom.
-- Bart,
"Dead Putting...
