Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm saying!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very annoying!
Bart: I'll bet.
-- "Dead Putting Society"
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm saying!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very annoying!
Bart: I'll bet.
-- "Dead Putting Society"
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