[behind the closed kitchen door]
Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling
meat tenderizer all over me. [click] Oh, great, now I gotta
work in the dark.
[at lunch, Mr. Largo, Miss Hoover, and Mrs. Krabappel eat
hamburgers]
Edna: Mmm, mmm, mmm. This sandwich tastes so young and impudent, heh
heh. Seymour, what's with the good grub?
Skinner: Mmm, well perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret! Do
you remember me telling Jimbo Jones that I would "make
something of him" one day?
Edna: [gasps] Are you saying you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass,
and served him for lunch?
[Skinner taps his nose]
Hah!
[everyone chows down with renewed vigor]
-- Make something of him...literally!,
"Treehouse of Horror V"
Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling
meat tenderizer all over me. [click] Oh, great, now I gotta
work in the dark.
[at lunch, Mr. Largo, Miss Hoover, and Mrs. Krabappel eat
hamburgers]
Edna: Mmm, mmm, mmm. This sandwich tastes so young and impudent, heh
heh. Seymour, what's with the good grub?
Skinner: Mmm, well perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret! Do
you remember me telling Jimbo Jones that I would "make
something of him" one day?
Edna: [gasps] Are you saying you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass,
and served him for lunch?
[Skinner taps his nose]
Hah!
[everyone chows down with renewed vigor]
-- Make something of him...literally!,
"Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
- Skinner: This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical.
It's a powderkeg waiting to go off in an explosion of unacceptable behavior.... - Skinner: More tea, Edna?
Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that .... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class --
Edna
Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
.. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel... - Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!}
[Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip
aside]}
Ba
{An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again.... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try.... - Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter
half to death!
Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him.... - Bart: Hmm, I wonder where Jimbo is today? He should have beaten us
up for our lunch money an hour ago.
Uter: [cutting in line] Oh, lunch lady? Please to have another sloppy Jimbo?...

