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  Bart: Just one. A little something I call "Plucking the Pickle". -- "Bart the Love...
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  "What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
• Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch? [SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down] Aw.
  Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in....
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....