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• Rasputin is spinning the professor like an autogyro.
  That's <got> to be disorienting... -- Announcer for wrestling match, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian! Millhouse
  Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever....
• in the Simpsons' living room, watching a wrestling match] Ba
  If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match....
• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
• If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
  .. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
  -- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Announcer 1: Live, from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware, it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building preview.
  Homer: [whining] Ohh, Saturday afternoon TV is so boring....
• Kent: ... through downtown Springfield today gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield Museum of Natural History, the Springfield Arts Center, and Barney's Bowl-o-rama.
  Homer: Waugh! [chokes] Oh no! [walks into kitchen] Marge!...