Burns: I was never one to back away from a snowball fight!
Smithers, you may fire at will!
Smithers: Certainly, sir.
-- Snow Day, "Bart Gets an F"
Smithers, you may fire at will!
Smithers: Certainly, sir.
-- Snow Day, "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a
good time.
[to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't ... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running
all day long!
Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die,... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to
kidnap you!
Now get down here so I can spank you in front of ... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is...
