I Hereby Declare Today To Be Marge Simpson Day In The City Of Springfield!
I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of
-- Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer Alone"
I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history of Springfield!
-- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an F...
Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
.. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....
We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it!
-- Mayor Quimby, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.
[dials phone] [scene shift to Bob leaving prison] By special order of the mayor of Springfield, you are hereby granted a full and complete pardon....
An ordinance on the books in Flowery Branch, Georgia, read
"Be it ordained, and it is hereby ordained, by the Mayor and Council of the Town ....
Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
Woman: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, "America's Worst City".
Marge: [proudly] You could see our house in that photo!...
A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
.. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...