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• Snow Day -- stay home.
• On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
  Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
• There's no snow day like a Friday snow day. -- Blythe Purdi
• On curing the depression that comes with having to work for a living
  Stay home for a day and watch daytime TV. -- Sheldo...
• Let's just stay home tonight.
• Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow!
• The cable TV repairman who tells you to stay home from work all day because he doesn't know when he'll drop by, will drop by at 6 p.
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• No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap. -- Carrie Snow
• I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history of Springfield!
  -- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an F...