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• You wanna be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!
  -- Bart, slapping himself, trying to study, "Bart Gets an F...
• Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a &l
  eal> book! -- Martin watches Bart with a highlighter pen and a `book', "Bart Gets an F...
• I will not fake my way through life. -- Bart's blackboard punishment, "Bart Gets an F
• Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl's lavatory could be such a thrill!
  The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn't me!...
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this.
  .. "proud of it." -- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets An 'F' "The Simpso...
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively?
  Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude and change color, ever so slightly....