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• Bart: [reading his history book while boarding the bus] Otto
  Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Ba...
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted. Is this a book report or a witch hunt?
  -- Bart takes offence when Mrs....
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• No study area is complete without adequate plant life. -- Martin, "Bart Gets an F
• Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
  .. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
• I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis... -- Homer, "Bart Gets an F
• Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! [walks to the front of the room] Well, as Mrs.
  Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book that I read is &l...
• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....