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• Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
• Grampa: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs....
• Martin: My goodness! Quite exciting! Girl: Extremely sensual.
  Boy: The subtle greytones recall the work of Helmut Newton....
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
• No study area is complete without adequate plant life. -- Martin, "Bart Gets an F
• Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a &l
  eal> book! -- Martin watches Bart with a highlighter pen and a `book', "Bart Gets an F...
• Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively?
  Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude and change color, ever so slightly....
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...