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• Look at my eyes! See the sincerity? See the conviction?
  See the fear? -- Bart learns he might be held back a grade, "Bart Gets an F...
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
• Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road.
  I know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back....
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• Ms.K: All right, class, take one and pass the rest back.
  [hands out exams] Bart: [to himself] Think, Simpson, think....
• No study area is complete without adequate plant life. -- Martin, "Bart Gets an F
• Th. Jefferson: We hold these truths to be self-evident.
  .. Bart: [to himself] We hold these truths to be self-evident....
• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...