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• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
  -- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this.
  .. "proud of it." -- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets An 'F' "The Simpso...
• No study area is complete without adequate plant life. -- Martin, "Bart Gets an F
• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....