As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!
-- Bart, "Bart Gets an F"
-- Bart, "Bart Gets an F"
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- Look at my eyes! See the sincerity? See the conviction?
See the fear? -- Bart learns he might be held back... - You wanna be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!
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Bart, slapping himself, trying to study, "Bart... - I will not fake my way through life.
-- Bart's blackboard punishment,
"Bart Gets an... - Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always... - Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist
Dr.
J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I... - Homer: We're proud of you, boy!
Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart... - Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered... - Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show.
Bart:
Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinner... - As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
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- looking at the photo album]
Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit... - Patty: The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
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The universal truth as told by a Bouvier spinster,... - Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be,
uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just... - Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the... - Burns: Do you realize how much it costs to run for office?
More than any honest many could afford! Homer: I bet...
