Mrs.K: Mr. And Mrs. Simpson, I Think You Know Our District Psychiatrist Dr.

Mrs.K: Mr. And Mrs. Simpson, I Think You Know Our District Psychiatrist Dr.

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Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist
Dr. J. Loren Pryor.
Homer: Hey, Dr. J.
Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what
laymen refer to as fear of failure. As a result Bart is an
underachiever and yet he seems to be... How shall I put this...
proud of it?
Homer: Hmmm.
Dr.J.: One of his problems may be his short attention span which can
lead to blah blah blah blah...
Homer: Uh-huh.
Dr.J.: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah...
Homer: Mmmm...
-- Bart is close to failing fourth grade,
"Bart Gets an F"

Related:

Blah.
Blah Blah Blah, Blah Blah, Blah, Blah Blah, Blah..
Ms.K: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.
Are you aware of that? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Ms.K: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America?...
Blah, blah, blah...
Marge: Hi Homey. Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.
Marge: I was for the casino. Homer: Strike three, Marge!...
Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here? Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah....
Homer: I'll get our letter so wet, the ink will run and no one will be able to read it!
Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?...
No more blah, blah, blah! -- Kirk, "Miri," stardate 2713.6.
How many vegans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to get out a copy of The Ethical Consumer (or similar) and discover to his/her horror that the manufacturer (Thorn Lighting) is part of Thorn EMI who are involved in (blah blah blah....