As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
-- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They
Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
-- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They
Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
Related:
- I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as
"Buck Henderson,
Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile... - A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and... - As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!
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Bart, "Bart Gets an... - Marge: Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well.
Lisa: I'll make it Mom.
Just tape my lunchbox to my hand. -- Lisa wakes up... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such
educational films as "Lead Paint,
Delicious But Deadly" and "Here Comes the Metric System... - You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's... - Look at my eyes! See the sincerity? See the conviction?
See the fear? -- Bart learns he might be held back... - I will not fake my way through life.
-- Bart's blackboard punishment,
"Bart Gets an...
