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  -- Smithers finds Homer's phony medical insurance form, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
  Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
  Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?...
• Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
  Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....
• Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
  Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
  Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $...