Smithers: Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high
worker accident rate.
Burns: [expels breath] Any suggestions?
Advisor1: A round of layoffs might wake up the idiots.
Advisor2: We could put caffeine in the water cooler.
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
worker accident rate.
Burns: [expels breath] Any suggestions?
Advisor1: A round of layoffs might wake up the idiots.
Advisor2: We could put caffeine in the water cooler.
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?
Homer:
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday... - You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson
himself is known or suspected to have caused last month.
And our output level is just as high as during Simpson's... - Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant
Championship.
Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch... - Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have
dropped 37%.
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market... - Burns: His name?
Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo]
Homer Simpson sir,
a low-level employee in sector 7G. Burns: Simpson... - Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of
life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted... - Burns: [clears throat] I'm pleased to dedicate this remote work
terminal;
it will allow our safety inspector here to perform... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson... - We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity -- so UP yours,
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