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• We are upping our standards ... so up yours." -- Pat Paulsen for President, 1988.
• Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
  Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....
• We are upping our standards ---- up yours too! -- Pat Paulsen ( while running for President )
• If you gave up sex, our children wouldn't have to deal with yours!
• Linux Rally Held in Pennsylvania HARRISBURG, PA -- Thousands of Linux advocates gathered at the Pennsylvania state capitol building earlier today.
  They were protesting the state's recent three year deal with Microsoft to install Windows NT on all state computer systems....
• Smithers: Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high worker accident rate.
  Burns: [expels breath] Any suggestions? Advisor1...
• Boston Software Party BOSTON, MA -- Thousands of disgruntled Linux revolutionaries showed up at the Boston Harbor today to protest "taxation without representation" by the oppressive Microsoft Corporation.
  Thousands of pounds of Microsoft boxes, CD-ROMs, manuals, license agreements, promotional materials, and registration forms were dumped into the harbor during the First Annual Boston Software Party....
• So we immediately rushed out and set up our own Lost Manual Review Committee.. -- HavenTree