You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson
himself is known or suspected to have caused last month. And our output
level is just as high as during Simpson's last vacation.
-- Smithers, on Homer's promotion, "Simpson and Delilah"
himself is known or suspected to have caused last month. And our output
level is just as high as during Simpson's last vacation.
-- Smithers, on Homer's promotion, "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Smithers: Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high
worker accident rate.
Burns: [expels breath] Any suggestions? Advisor1... - Burns: His name?
Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo]
Homer Simpson sir,
a low-level employee in sector 7G. Burns: Simpson... - Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night,
when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary...
