Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer
Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post]
Smithers: Wake up, Homer.
Homer: [startles awake]
Smithers: You're fired.
Homer: For what?
Smithers: For sleeping on the job.
Homer: How'd you know I was sleeping?
Smithers: We've been watching you on the surveillance camera.
Homer: Camera? [spots the camera] D'oh!
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post]
Smithers: Wake up, Homer.
Homer: [startles awake]
Smithers: You're fired.
Homer: For what?
Smithers: For sleeping on the job.
Homer: How'd you know I was sleeping?
Smithers: We've been watching you on the surveillance camera.
Homer: Camera? [spots the camera] D'oh!
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"
Related:
- Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood,
very clean. The top of Homer's head rolls... - Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
Homer Simpson Homer the... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately...
