Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
[laughs]
[Homer and Bart start laughing with her]
Bart: Good one, Mom!
Homer: Oh, you're so bad, honey!
Lisa: You guys shouldn't laugh at him. Mr. Burns has changed.
He's different now.
Marge: Yeah, he's broke! [everyone but Lisa resumes laughing]
Homer: [congratulatory] Two in a row!
[Lisa frowns disappointedly]
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
[laughs]
[Homer and Bart start laughing with her]
Bart: Good one, Mom!
Homer: Oh, you're so bad, honey!
Lisa: You guys shouldn't laugh at him. Mr. Burns has changed.
He's different now.
Marge: Yeah, he's broke! [everyone but Lisa resumes laughing]
Homer: [congratulatory] Two in a row!
[Lisa frowns disappointedly]
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
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