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• Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime tomorrow?
  Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train....
• Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
  Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....
• Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns... [shows standard portrait of Monty Burns] .
  .. into this one. [shows `artist's conception'....
• Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
  Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...
• Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
  Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....
• Now, here's the problem as I see it. While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all, ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
  -- Monty Burns' political advisor, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
  Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
• Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
  Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had....
• By the time this paid political announcement is done, every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hands.
  [realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends....