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• Marge's sign: An Independent Voter for Bailey Lisa's T-shi
  I wish I were old enough to vote for Bailey. Bart's T-shi...
• Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
  Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor, I'd sure find better things to do with my time....
• Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
  Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
• Mary Bailey: My worthy opponent thinks that the voters of this state are gullible fools.
  I, however, prefer to rely on their intelligence and good judgement....
• Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
  Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...
• Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
  -- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Now, here's the problem as I see it. While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all, ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
  -- Monty Burns' political advisor, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...