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• Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime tomorrow?
  Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train....
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
  -- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole? * Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap Count The Eyes, Mr.
  Burns!...
• Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole? \\ * Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap \\ Count The Eyes, Mr.
  Burns!...
• Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
  Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....
• That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
  -- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish