Related:

• Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
  Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....
• Now, here's the problem as I see it. While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all, ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
  -- Monty Burns' political advisor, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns... [shows standard portrait of Monty Burns] .
  .. into this one. [shows `artist's conception'....
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
  Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime tomorrow?
  Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train....
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish