Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to
think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart. Maybe everyone
would be better off if I just quit.
Bart: But if you quit, it'd be like an expert knot tier quitting a
knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot.
Lisa: Why'd you say that?
Bart: I dunno, I was just looking at my shoelaces. But the point
is, you're going to make it Lis, and I'm going to stick by
you.
Lisa: Don't do that. Why should we both be outcasts?
Bart: Then I'll just stick by you in secret. Like a sock maker
secretly working on a top secret sock that ...
Lisa: [interrupts] Will you stop looking at your feet?
-- Some look to the heavens for inspiration, some don't,
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart. Maybe everyone
would be better off if I just quit.
Bart: But if you quit, it'd be like an expert knot tier quitting a
knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot.
Lisa: Why'd you say that?
Bart: I dunno, I was just looking at my shoelaces. But the point
is, you're going to make it Lis, and I'm going to stick by
you.
Lisa: Don't do that. Why should we both be outcasts?
Bart: Then I'll just stick by you in secret. Like a sock maker
secretly working on a top secret sock that ...
Lisa: [interrupts] Will you stop looking at your feet?
-- Some look to the heavens for inspiration, some don't,
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Bart: What is it?
Lisa: Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad.
I thought we could listen to it together... - Lisa: I can't do this, Bart. I'm not strong enough.
Bart: I thought you came here looking for a challenge... - Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it,
Bart. Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock... - Bart: Hey Lis, whaddya call those guys in chess that don't matter.
Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value,... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a.
[the crowd falls silent.
The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes! Homer...
From the same category:
- Brodka: [pounding the TV off] All right, show's over.
Bart: Er, excuse me? Brodka: You think you're pretty... - Waitress: And for you, sir?
Rabbi K: Ah, let's see.
I want a nice sandwich. But the Joey Bishop, ... - Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along
the way.
Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa... - Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I... - Bart: Where's Homer?
Marge: [through clenched teeth] Your father decided he'd rather come
home in a taxi.
[to herself] Or a police car. -- "El Viaje Misterioso...
