Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief.
Wiggum: Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each
and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.
Ralph: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.
Skinner: Better start eating, kid.
Wiggum: Start eating! [laughs]
Ralph: I didn't mean it that way. [laughs]
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Wiggum: Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each
and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.
Ralph: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.
Skinner: Better start eating, kid.
Wiggum: Start eating! [laughs]
Ralph: I didn't mean it that way. [laughs]
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Related:
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Skinner:
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy... - Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield,
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee!
Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that... - Wiggum: You!
Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big... - Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent,
juggling a career and family like so many juggling... - Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their
appendixes removed,
so without further ado, I give you the remnants... - Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
Next one won't be corked. [points to the... - Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know,
folks here don't much care for law and order... - Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now!
--
Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff...
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Martin: And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.
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[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case... - Lisa: Well, where's my Dad?
Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted
individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic
topology,
n'gee, that Homer... - Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious
ivory.
[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's... - Homer: Okay, where were we?
Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's...
