Skinner: Big Daddy's Trademark Calling Card -- It's Right Here Inside The Skull.
Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside
Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks like we got our
first case ever, Skinny Boy. And this time, it's personal.
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right?...
Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee! Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window....
Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...
Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
Next one won't be corked. [points to the corks blunting the alligator's teeth] Wiggum...
Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Wiggum
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week....
Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now! -- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase
Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
.. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot....
Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old .
.. Swampy -- Chief Wiggum, settling into his new town, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...