Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory? Look at him.
Thinks just because he led the free world, he can act like a big
shot! Stupid President...why couldn't he just stay in his own
state?
Lisa: Actually, this _is_ one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims
residency, Dad. I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice to
have a celebrity in the neighborhood.
Homer: {Wait a minute...if _Lisa_ didn't vote for him...and _I_ didn't
vote for him --}
Marge: {You didn't vote for anybody.}
Homer: {I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After
that, I became deeply cynical.}
-- A rare glimpse of Homer, member of the electorate,
"Two Bad Neighbors"
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory? Look at him.
Thinks just because he led the free world, he can act like a big
shot! Stupid President...why couldn't he just stay in his own
state?
Lisa: Actually, this _is_ one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims
residency, Dad. I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice to
have a celebrity in the neighborhood.
Homer: {Wait a minute...if _Lisa_ didn't vote for him...and _I_ didn't
vote for him --}
Marge: {You didn't vote for anybody.}
Homer: {I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After
that, I became deeply cynical.}
-- A rare glimpse of Homer, member of the electorate,
"Two Bad Neighbors"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp ... - Gerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry
Ford.
Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her... - Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
[laughs] [Homer and Bart start laughing with her]... - Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out.... - Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house
and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat... - Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my
life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship...
