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• Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
  Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling....
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• Lisa: If I did agree to help you, you could only earn money by doing good, socially responsible things.
  Nothing evil. Burns: Nothing evil. That's exactly the kind of radical thinking I need!...
• Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
  Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....
• Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus! Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
  Burns: Oh, my, no! I'm Monty Burns. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
  Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
• Burns: Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!
  Man: Yeah, those dairy cases are death traps. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
  I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...