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• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
  I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
  Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....