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• otices a box of "Count Chocula" cereal with a cartoon of a vampire on it] Hmm.
  I suppose this one looks a _bit_ like me. -- Mr....
• Lisa: Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping Mr.
  Burns! Woman: [robotically] But you told us to recycle....
• Grocer: He's, uh, talking to the ketchup, now. Burns is sure acting nutty.
  Supervisor: Maybe going broke and losing his plant destroyed his brain....
• Lis, have I told you lately that I love you? -- Bart, after Lisa is offered $
  12 Million from Mr. Burns, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
  Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to recycling.
  See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
• Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
  And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery....
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....